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These are some lies we made up about Browning.
An alien from another solar system can regularly be distinguished staring at folks in a Browning home through a window.
An ET has sometimes been witnessed startling folks in Malmstrom Air Force Base Recreation Area before sunrise.
The ghost of a civil war warrior is once in a while perceived heaving stones into Lower Saint Mary Lake late in the night. Some of the people who live here say this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Browning.
The phantom of a guy with a pentagram engraved into his foot has purportedly been spotted on a small number of occasions by Beaver Slide looking menacing.
The spirit of a gravely mangled hunter pulling a dead wolf can occasionally be made out staring irritably at the watcher down near the water at Mackinaw Bay. No matter what, it undoubtedly is a frightening phantom that any normal person would not want to encounter.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from
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the cosmos was noticed after midnight glancing over Two Dog Flats.
A space invader from planet Pluto came into view going bananas up on the summit of Curly Bear Mountain.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a rope around her neck was noticed spitting at passing cars by a shady highway next to Browning. The spirit was gobbled up by
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the night after being distinguished. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A huge budgerigar came into view by Boulder Creek hollowing out a crater.
A space alien from another world was perceived mounding boulders by 34N13W08BDDD01 Spring after midnight.
An enormous ground hog is frequently seen posting a packet at a Browning post office.
An Anchisaurus is known to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions speaking into the night as if someone in addition was present.
A guy devoid of a head may regularly be distinguished walking a Pit Bull late in the night on a gloomy Browning avenue. If you listen to the locals, this phantom is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Browning person who lived here. Well, it's a chilling phantom that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Browning
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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