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These are some lies we made up about Brockway.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy is occasionally made out examining Fryxell Coulee in detail at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Mars has allegedly been observed on a few instances at Beauty Creek in the early morning hours throwing pieces of wood into the flowing water.
An extremely large newt can from time to time be witnessed at Duck Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the panorama.
An ET from another galaxy was noticed walking a Terrier at night on a murky Brockway residential road.
A Velociraptor was observed looking through home windows in Brockway in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Brockway
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Ghost Sightings From Brockway
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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