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These are some lies we made up about Brockton.
A space alien from another planet is regularly witnessed heaving pebbles into McIlwain Lake late in the night.
An extraterrestrial has been said to have been spotted on frequent occasions staring in South Branch Coulee around midnight.
A massive gila monster can frequently be spotted hitch-hiking by the side of a shadowy road in close proximity to Brockton.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft can be seen repeatedly posting an envelope at a Brockton post office.
Vincent van Gogh has sometimes been spotted drinking diesel from a gas pump at a refueling station in Brockton.
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Ghost Sightings From Brockton
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Ghost Sightings From Brockton
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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