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These are some lies we made up about Broadview.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter was made out on the water's edge of Alkali Pond staring furiously at the witness.
One of the three Little Pigs has often been distinguished howling at the witness to be off mid stream in Big Coulee Creek.
A colossal dog is repeatedly witnessed in Lavina City Park very late at night hauling a dead body across the ground.
A very large warthog may frequently be made out showing up in a closet mirror.
The spirit of a man with half his head not there may be noticed very often at midnight rushing after a passing vehicle on a shady road near Broadview.
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Ghost Sightings From Broadview
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Ghost Sightings From Broadview
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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