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These are some lies we made up about Broadus.
A space man from planet Neptune has repeatedly been seen in a mirror in a Broadus house; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
Aladdin is repeatedly perceived at midnight floating down Basin Creek.
An extremely large jaguar has allegedly been witnessed on one or two occasions checking out Doonan Gulch in detail on a dark night.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can be distinguished frequently down at 04S48E26BDBD01 Spring before dawn going mad.
A space invader is from time to time seen flinging rocks up on Bailey Hill.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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