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These are some lies we made up about Bridger.
The ghost of a lady with a switchblade in her heart was observed in Bridger City Park at night twinkling a light. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived over and over again in close proximity. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant spirit that any reasonable person would not want to bump into.
A giant peccary came into view in a Bridger house.
The ghost of a strapped up female was made out on the top of Round Butte before dawn monitoring the landscape. The bystander escaped right after he spotted the ghost.
A female with the head of a demon showed up by Bluewater Creek yelling names. The spirit was indifferent that there was somebody else present. No matter what folks say, it's sure a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A lady clutching her head next to her arm was witnessed staggering by the side of a wild road in the vicinity of Bridger. When the viewer came into sight the ghost ran off.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridger
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Ghost Sightings From Bridger
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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