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A beheaded guy has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances at Snake Creek very late at night heaving bricks into the stream. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you don't want to come across very late at night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship can every so often be witnessed enjoying the panorama at Banka Dama Dam late at night.
A lady with her left arm and left leg separated has frequently been seen at night examining Berens Coulee in detail.
An army outfit pacing around without a body in it is repeatedly perceived wandering from flat to flat at night on a Brady residential road.
An ET from planet Venus has supposedly been distinguished on numerous occasions sitting at a coffee table in a Brady residence.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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