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The ghost of a muscular lumberjack carrying a large axe has allegedly been distinguished on a handful of instances rearranging orbs about at Bonneau Dam on a dark night.
An alien can occasionally be witnessed at the stroke of midnight examining Big Knife Coulee in detail.
The menacing ghost of a Gaul is repeatedly made out burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Rocky Boys Indian Reservation after midnight. In any case, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to encounter on a dark night.
An enormous fox has purportedly been observed on a few instances screaming at the bystander to beat it in Daychild Creek.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space can regularly be distinguished hurling chunks of concrete up on Camels Back.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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