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These are some lies we made up about Boulder.
A very large waterbuck can occasionally be witnessed in a wild zone near Boulder.
A Triceratops was noticed in Boulder River Bridge Historical Marker before dawn shouting at the eye witness to beat it.
A very large wolverine became visible going bananas down next to 05N03W10CBAC01 Spring at midnight.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed excavating a nook up on the apex of Bonan Hill.
A female with a blue-green face materialized before dawn floating down Amazon Creek. Other folks in close proximity have had matching experiences with a very similar spirit. Folks here say that this phantom is the tormented soul of an old Boulder local.
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Ghost Sightings From Boulder
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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