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These are some lies we made up about Bonner.
A gargantuan lynx may be spotted very often around midnight flying over Camas Prairie.
The Mothman has now and then been observed smoking a pipe at Blixit Creek Dam at night.
A gigantic monkey is now and then made out reading a magazine down next to the water at Daigles Eddy.
The ghost of an old prospector with a big mustache and a wooden left leg has purportedly been noticed on frequent instances seeking a woman up on the apex of Diamond Mountain. No matter what, it is in all certainty a terrifying ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to run into.
An alien was spotted by Arkansas Creek hauling a human cranium.
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Ghost Sightings From Bonner
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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