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The phantom of a tough lumberjack carrying a large axe may often be observed surveying the vista from the highest spot of Twin Buttes before dawn.
A scary skeleton can be noticed very often looking at the water by Brain Dam at night. No matter what, it is unquestionably a menacing ghost that is better not interrupted.
A glowing human form has every now and then been distinguished mid stream in Center Fork Thirteen Mile Creek flickering a kerosene lamp. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that you wouldn't want to meet before dawn.
An extremely large chimpanzee is from time to time distinguished meditating in Stinking Coulee very late at night.
The ghost of a pregnant female is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances terrifying people next to 1 Spring 20N53E31BCB before dawn.
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Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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