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A glow-in-the-dark human character has regularly been noticed after midnight chasing a passing VW on a dark road near Black Eagle. One of the local residents determinedly argues that this ghost may very well be a recognized yesteryear resident of Black Eagle. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a horrible ghost that is rather not interrupted.
An extremely large marmoset is often distinguished in the rear seat of a truck by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror before sunrise.
A sizeable creepy beast can repeatedly be witnessed by an old woman canoeing in a river close to Black Eagle.
The phantom of a young man having on a winter coat may be spotted time and again gazing at the water by Black Eagle Dam around midnight.
A space man from the cosmos is every now and then distinguished relaxing in an armchair in a house in Black Eagle.
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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