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These are some lies we made up about Birney.
A gargantuan capybara may be noticed frequently examining Brewster Gulch in detail late in the night.
A man having a spear in his head has from time to time been observed sipping soda pop in Tongue River Breaks Hiding and Riding Area at night. A number of of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Birney many years ago.
A gentleman's body with the head of a dog is occasionally witnessed guzzling water from 05S42E21ABDC01 Spring before sunrise. It's been claimed that this particular ghost is that of a person who existed here in Birney many years ago. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a bad spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien explorer from deep space can once in a while be seen in Battle Butte Creek reading a tabloid.
A womanly figure is often perceived seeking somebody up on Battle Butte. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost enjoys scaring foolish people who are brave enough to upset the calm in Birney.
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Ghost Sightings From Birney
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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