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These are some lies we made up about Billings.
A guy lacking a head has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions smoking a cigar by Rimrocks. No matter what people say, this is a horrible spirit that should be kept away from.
An extremely large dormouse may regularly be observed mounted on a stallion by a road right next door to Billings.
An unbelievably menacing ghost can be spotted very frequently up on Ninemile Hill looking for a woman. One thing's for sure, it's a creepy ghost that you don't want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has sometimes been seen staggering through a flat near Billings.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big mustache and a wooden right leg is every now and then witnessed around midnight exploring Brockway Coulee in detail. Locals here who have perceived this ghost argue this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Billings local.
The ghost of an old female holding a rifle has
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supposedly been witnessed on a handful of instances gazing in Cobb Field in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief was spotted dragging a body from the freezing water of Basin Creek after midnight. There are numerous descriptions on the subject of this spirit in the area.
An alien from space came into sight at Elmo
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Lake Dam before sunrise flickering a flash light.
A huge dugong was spotted at a coin operated phone in Billings talking on the telephone.
A pitch black rat that shape-shifted into a woman was witnessed walking through a Billings vicinity graveyard. Several stories of this phantom have been reported. A resident says that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Billings many years ago.
The Abominable Snowman was spotted facing the witness next to a desolate road right next door to Billings around midnight.
An ET has repeatedly been perceived standing by a desolate road outside Billings.
The ghost of a youthful woman clothed as a house keeper is repeatedly observed chucking bricks in Chief Plenty Coups State Park by the park headquarters. A number of of the people who live in this town say this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who have the guts to upset the peace in Billings.
A very large bat is rumored to have been perceived on frequent
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occasions quite near the entrance to Bighorn Canyon National Recreation Area stacking bricks.
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Ghost Sightings From Billings
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Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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