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These are some lies we made up about Big Timber.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot came into sight shifting orbs around next to a desolate highway near Big Timber around midnight. Several people in close proximity have had equivalent events involving an identical ghost. Regardless of what folks state, it is certainly a menacing phantom that you wouldn't wish to run into around midnight.
A very large reindeer was spotted hanging out in an abandoned villa in Big Timber.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system came into sight down beside 01N14E15DAAA01 Spring late in the night facing the onlooker.
A woman with a blue-green face was distinguished dragging a cadaver across the dirt in Bonanza or Bozeman Trail Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight. This ghost is fantastically active in this area; there have been several other accounts of this specific ghost.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has often been perceived standing by a deserted highway right next
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door to Big Timber.
An extremely large argali is known to have been witnessed on several occasions heaving chunks of concrete into the water at Big Timber Creek in the early morning hours.
A large creepy monster may frequently be observed at Beley Pond Dam very late at night obliterating a photo.
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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