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These are some lies we made up about Big Sandy.
A massive salamander is frequently made out staring at the water by Dodecanese Dam late in the night.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer may often be witnessed by Godfrey Creek attempting to articulate something.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant can be perceived often monitoring the scenery from the apex of Rattlesnake Butte at midnight. A man who lives here claims that this ghost might be a celebrated yesteryear local of Big Sandy.
A space man from Venus has every now and then been perceived checking out Pilot Rock in the early morning hours.
A space invader from space is sometimes noticed in Alkali Coulee in the early morning hours before sunrise terrifying folks.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Sandy
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Ghost Sightings From Big Sandy
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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