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These are some lies we made up about Bighorn.
A colossal peccary has occasionally been observed pulling a corpse from the cold water of Bear Creek late at night.
A very large crocodile is once in a while made out trying to say something beside 03N37E09ACCB01 Spring on a dark night.
Henry VIII has allegedly been spotted on several instances flickering a flash light in Cedar Coulee very late at night.
A gargantuan lynx can once in a while be distinguished looking at the sight from the summit of Bulldog Butte at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a farmer having on a farmer hat was perceived wandering through a Bighorn area graveyard. Several sightings of this ghost have been reported. One of the locals steadfastly alleges that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Bighorn person who lived here.
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Ghost Sightings From Bighorn
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Ghost Sightings From Bighorn
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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