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These are some lies we made up about Bigfork.
The phantom of a gentleman with half his head not there was witnessed articulating into the night as if someone else was nearby. The phantom did not care that there was somebody else near.
A decapitated female was seen walking a Cocker Spaniel at the stroke of midnight on a shadowy Bigfork residential street. When the watcher came into view the ghost ran away. It's been declared that this particular spirit enjoys frightening foolish folks who are bold enough to disrupt the serenity in Bigfork.
The ghost of an eight foot tall colossal person is regularly distinguished up on Mission Range clutching a human skull.
An Icthyosaurus can repeatedly be noticed flying over the Mission Range after midnight.
A gargantuan jackal can be made out very frequently drifting down Blue Bay Creek late in the night.
An enormous cony is from time to time distinguished looking down into the water at Blue Bay at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young girl
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has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions in Beardance Picnic Area before dawn attempting to capture something.
The Wizard of Oz can every now and then be made out peeping through residence windows in Bigfork after midnight.
The ghost of a woman with half her head gone has frequently been seen going through trash container
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on a Bigfork residential road. One thing's for sure, this is an unpleasant phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly spotted on a Bigfork lane very late at night.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances quite near the entrance to Big Arm State Park appearing terrifying.
A very large koala can often be noticed suspended in the air like a blimp in Bigfork.
A woman with a sword in her head has every so often been observed right by Glacier National Park looking angrily at the observer. Based on what the local residents assert, this ghost likes startling foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Bigfork. Anyway, it's a menacing spirit that is preferably not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Bigfork
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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