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These are some lies we made up about Biddle.
A drifting ghost came into sight guzzling apple juice by Allison Creek. The bystander panicked and ran away. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a person who used to reside here in Biddle.
An enormous cheetah was spotted at the stroke of midnight scrutinizing Dry Gulch in detail.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant was made out reading a magazine up on the apex of Castle Rock. The ghost didn't appear to be worried by the eye witnesses.
An Iguanodon is regularly made out playing a tune on a harp in a Biddle home.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances screaming in Devils Tower National Monument at the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Biddle
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Ghost Sightings From Biddle
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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