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These are some lies we made up about Belgrade.
A very large basilisk may now and then be perceived in a wild place close to Belgrade.
An extremely large bighorn was observed attempting to grasp something in Childrens Park at night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy came into sight walking next to a shadowy road in the neighborhood of Belgrade.
The spirit of a gold-miner was witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise floating along on Aajker Creek. When made out the spirit came up to the bystander who then ran off.
An extraterrestrial from another planet showed up looking creepy beside 01 Spring 02N05E27DD in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished downing gas from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Belgrade.
The phantom of a guy outfitted as a car mechanic has often been made out conversing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was there.
A lady with a partially transparent body is regularly
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distinguished walking a dog before dawn on a murky Belgrade lane.
A giant okapi has been said to have been made out on a small number of instances staring through building windows in Belgrade late at night.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer can be seen repeatedly watching shows in a Belgrade living room before dawn.
The ghost
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of a gentleman in a sheriff outfit is sometimes distinguished searching for a shoe quite near Madison Buffalo Jump State Park. A lot of folks who live here argue this ghost is that of a person who resided here in Belgrade in the past. One thing's for certain, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you would not want to bump into late at night.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos has purportedly been noticed on a handful of instances gobbling a melon quite near the entrance to Yellowstone National Park.
Johann Sebastian Bach may every so often be seen rummaging around in garbage cans on a Belgrade avenue.
A very large parakeet has frequently been distinguished on a Belgrade residential road in the early morning hours.
A massive ox is frequently made out hanging in the air like a cloud in Belgrade.
Thumbelina has allegedly been made out on a handful of instances in a hardware store in the Belgrade area.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can frequently be spotted trying on clothes
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in a Belgrade home. People here who have distinguished this spirit declare this spirit enjoys startling foolhardy folks who are brave enough to interrupt the calm in Belgrade.
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Ghost Sightings From Belgrade
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Ghost Sightings From Belgrade
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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