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These are some lies we made up about Belfry.
A somewhat rotten human dead body has purportedly been noticed on one or two instances soaring across Tolman Flat late at night.
An extremely large civet has frequently been observed washing a blood-splattered shirt in Corner Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Stegosaurus is often spotted giving a conducted expedition of Dilworth Bench to a crowd of ghosts very late at night.
An alien voyager from another world may often be perceived at Limberger Dam around midnight looking at the panorama.
An ET from planet Venus may be seen frequently in Foster Gulch at midnight sniveling.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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