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These are some lies we made up about Bearcreek.
A space invader from outer space has been perceived on many occasions scrutinizing Foster Gulch in detail after midnight.
A sizeable menacing ogre can repeatedly be spotted checking out Dilworth Bench on a dark night.
A giant musk-ox may be witnessed over and over again floating along on Gold Creek around midnight.
An alien has now and then been witnessed at a coin operated phone in Bearcreek making a phone call.
A giant guanaco is occasionally perceived by Limberger Dam late at night gazing at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Bearcreek
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Ghost Sightings From Bearcreek
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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