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These are some lies we made up about Basin.
The ghost of a farmer in a worn hat is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions in Bison Creek trying to utter something. If you listen to what the locals assert, this spirit may be the soul of a local who passed on here in Basin before the present. No matter what folks verbalize, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that is rather not upset.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy may be spotted very frequently staring at folks in a Basin flat through a keyhole.
A space alien from another world has every so often been seen in the early morning hours marveling at Indian Head Rock.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-splattered dress is every now and then made out around midnight fluttering across Berkin Flat. Loads of local residents allege this ghost could be a famous past dweller of Basin. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that you would not want to encounter late at night.
Vincent van Gogh is rumored to have been observed on several occasions up on Bear Mountain shouting names.
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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