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A space alien from Mars can be witnessed frequently scrambling up from a storm drain on a Baker avenue in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been perceived at Lower Baker Dam before sunrise stacking pebbles.
The ghost of a teen girl has purportedly been distinguished on frequent occasions in Baker City Park in the early morning hours before sunrise burning a glove.
An extraterrestrial was perceived on the highest spot of Antelope Butte at night glancing at the panorama.
A shape with a skeleton face sporting gloomy robes became visible dragging a body from the chilly water of Cottonwood Creek around midnight. The appearance of the observer terrified the ghost who then faded away.
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Ghost Sightings From Baker
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Ghost Sightings From Baker
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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