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These are some lies we made up about Bainville.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship can repeatedly be witnessed by Belushi Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
A cyclop has sometimes been spotted in Fort Union Historical Marker in the early morning hours before sunrise glugging down orange juice.
A giant salamander is from time to time noticed before sunrise floating down on East Shotgun Creek.
An martian vacationer from deep space has allegedly been made out on frequent occasions in Star Coulee very late at night chatting into the night.
A gargantuan shrew has frequently been spotted in a secluded spot in the vicinity of Bainville.
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Ghost Sightings From Bainville
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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