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These are some lies we made up about Avon.
Henry VIII is known to have been distinguished on several occasions at night studying Avon Valley in detail.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman can often be distinguished taking pleasure in the landscape at Mannix Dam very late at night.
A chilling being has once in a while been perceived seeking somebody by Braziel Creek. Based on what the local residents argue, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Avon some time ago.
A massive lemur is once in a while made out on the pinnacle of Antelope Hill on a dark night glancing at the view.
A medusa has purportedly been observed on numerous instances glancing over Cottonwood Meadow after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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