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These are some lies we made up about Augusta.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs may every so often be perceived trying to find a man in Elk Pass very late at night.
A space alien from another galaxy has frequently been seen laundering a blood-splattered cloth in Cataract Falls around midnight.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian fighter is repeatedly perceived hurling stones into the water at Bailey Creek after midnight.
A massive polar bear is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions soaring over Bailey Basin late at night.
Marco Polo can frequently be noticed at Anderson Lake Dam on a dark night trying to touch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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