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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
A man with a large hole through his upper body may be made out often by Bowman Creek crying. A local man alleges that this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Ashland.
A lady's body having a horse's head is every now and then made out examining the landscape from the top of King Mountain after midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos has supposedly been made out on a handful of instances at the stroke of midnight examining Black Canyon in detail.
An ET from the cosmos may from time to time be seen downing water from 02S45E32DABD02 Spring before dawn.
A huge marten was witnessed walking through a flat near Ashland.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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