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The ghost of a young woman with a cord around her neck is now and then perceived musicalizing on a harpsichord in an Arlee flat. One thing's for sure, this is a horrible ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A space man from space has purportedly been noticed on one or two instances pulling a corpse across the dirt in Jocko Valley Historical Marker before sunrise.
A giant wildcat has repeatedly been distinguished before sunrise floating down Agency Creek.
A guy devoid of a head has allegedly been perceived on frequent occasions looking for a map in Coriacan Defile very late at night. In any event, it's a scary spirit that you do not want to encounter after midnight.
Galileo can regularly be noticed up on Charity Peak gobbling a tomato.
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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