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These are some lies we made up about Antelope.
Plato was made out in the middle of Antelope Creek screaming at the eye witness to be off.
A space invader was distinguished studying Clarence Coulee in detail late in the night.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a gardener has often been perceived throwing bricks at Cornhuskers Dam on a dark night.
A very large dromedary is regularly distinguished resting at a table in an Antelope mobile home.
The ghost of a gentleman in a sheriff outfit has supposedly been noticed on a small number of occasions looking at folks in an Antelope home through an air vent. It's been asserted that this particular ghost likes frightening foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Antelope. In any event, this is a nasty spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Antelope
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Ghost Sightings From Antelope
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
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