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These are some lies we made up about Anaconda.
A colossal cheetah is once in a while observed striding in the middle of a desolate highway near Anaconda.
A Plateosaurus has supposedly been spotted on frequent instances in Big Gulch in the early morning hours before sunrise reading a pamphlet.
A space invader from the Moon may every now and then be noticed at the stroke of midnight staring over Hatcher Field.
A colossal panda was witnessed looking at the water by Hearst Lake Dam after midnight.
A space invader from space was observed on the summit of Garrity Mountain in the early morning hours watching the landscape.
The ghost of an elderly lady holding a pistol was spotted in a wooden boat on Haggin Lake struggling to say something. When the ghost was made out it faded away into the air. One thing is for guaranteed, it sure is a creepy ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to run into.
The ghost of an old Indian chief was made out hurling rocks into the current
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at Barker Creek at midnight. Frightened by the eye witnesses the ghost made its way into the dark.
An enormous zebu has frequently been spotted showing up in a closet mirror.
Rapunzel is frequently witnessed in Kennedy Commons in the early morning hours repositioning orbs around.
A massive dog has allegedly been seen on a small
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number of occasions seated on the floor in a house in the neighborhood of Anaconda.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object can often be distinguished in the rear seat of a truck by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady may be perceived often shouting at the observer to beat it in Beaverhead National Forest near the ranger station. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien traveler from another galaxy has occasionally been noticed watering plants in the front yard of a building in Anaconda.
A space man from planet Saturn is occasionally noticed seated on a stool in a residence in Anaconda.
An alien from deep space has supposedly been observed on a handful of instances trashing a photo next to a lamppost in Anaconda.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may once in a while be observed striding from trailer
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to trailer late in the night on an Anaconda avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Anaconda
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Ghost Sightings From Anaconda
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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