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These are some lies we made up about Alzada.
A big scary beast may once in a while be noticed at Korneman Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the panorama.
A colossal gemsbok has regularly been perceived checking out Hay Draw in detail at midnight.
A giant tiger is often distinguished pointing at the eye witness in Blacktail Creek.
The ghost of a youthful woman wearing a blood-splattered prom dress has supposedly been spotted on frequent instances gazing at a woman snoozing in a bed in an apartment in Alzada. According to the folks who live here, this ghost may well be a famous days gone by local of Alzada.
A decapitated woman can often be noticed in a convenience store in the Alzada area. In any case, it's a frightening spirit that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Alzada
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Ghost Sightings From Alzada
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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