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These are some lies we made up about Alder.
An extremely large bear has regularly been witnessed in Ruby Valley Historical Marker on a dark night concealing a body by a sizeable boulder.
A space invader is regularly made out in an Alder flat.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system has been spotted on many instances down by the waterfront at Ruby River Reservoir trying to find a box.
A sizeable creepy dragon can repeatedly be distinguished at Ruby Dam very late at night gobbling a melon.
A gargantuan budgerigar may be made out over and over again checking out Alder Gulch in detail at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Alder
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Ghost Sightings From Alder
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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