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These are some lies we made up about Alberton.
A space alien from planet Mercury has frequently been perceived trying on socks in an Alberton residence.
The ghost of a dreadfully burned woman is regularly seen in the center of Adams Creek looking frightening.
A very large kid is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions glugging down water from Martin Spring on a dark night.
The ghost of an engine driver can repeatedly be seen snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Alberton.
A lady without a head can be distinguished repeatedly in Madison Gulch before sunrise going crazy. It has been declared that this specific ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Alberton.
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Ghost Sightings From Alberton
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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