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These are some lies we made up about Acton.
A gigantic sheep has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions around midnight drifting down Difficulty Creek.
A gigantic dormouse may from time to time be observed down beside Iran Spring late in the night downing orange juice.
An ET from space is repeatedly witnessed in an Acton area supermarket, strolling the aisles.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been made out on numerous occasions seated at the dining table in an Acton trailer reading a newsletter.
The ghost of a young-looking lady drenched in blood can frequently be made out walking through a house in Acton.
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Ghost Sightings From Acton
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Ghost Sightings From Acton
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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