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These are some lies we made up about Absarokee.
The alien captain of a flying saucer has purportedly been made out on numerous instances in a flat near Absarokee.
Thumbelina can often be perceived in Jorgen Elesius Madson Historical Marker before sunrise yelling at the eye witness to stay away.
An alien voyager from another world may be witnessed often hurling rocks up on the summit of Huntley Butte.
The ghost of a bum has occasionally been observed in the center of Antelope Creek mounding chunks of concrete.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is from time to time perceived searching for a picture beside a parked pickup in an Absarokee parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Absarokee
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Ghost Sightings From Absarokee
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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