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These are some lies we made up about Wyoming.
An ET is often noticed in Carlos Avery State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a corpse by a sizeable rock.
A Yeti is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances in a sail boat on Boot Lake gripping a cranium.
The martian captain of a flying saucer can frequently be seen by Wiregrass Marsh sniveling.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy can be perceived very frequently walking a Great Dane at midnight on a murky Wyoming lane.
An extremely large bear has from time to time been perceived watching shows in a Wyoming living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A big menacing beast is sometimes noticed browsing through garbage container on a Wyoming residential road.
The spirit of a miner has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions on a Wyoming residential road before dawn.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos may once in a while be made out outside
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Mississippi National River & Recreation Area moving orbs about.
A colossal bison was observed hovering in the air like a cloud in Wyoming.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a gardener was spotted gazing at a woman slumbering on the floor in a building in Wyoming. When the eye witness came into view the phantom fled. Residents argue that this
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spirit is that of a local who had a house here in Wyoming some time ago.
An extremely large guinea pig materialized in Afton State Park quite near the ranger station shouting at the bystander to be off.
An alien from planet Venus was made out trying on shoes in a Wyoming apartment.
An alien from another solar system was perceived snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Wyoming.
A very large ground hog has regularly been seen in a Wyoming secondary school on a dark night marching the hallways.
An alien is often made out in a mirror in a Wyoming mobile home; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a police uniform is known to have been made out on one or two instances in a building near Wyoming. In any case, this is a hostile phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a big gray mustache may often be distinguished trying to locate an object underneath a parked Dodge in a Wyoming parking lot at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Wyoming
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Ghost Sightings From Wyoming
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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