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A gentleman's body with the head of an animal can be spotted repeatedly in a house in Wirt. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space invader from Pluto has every now and then been seen in Big Fork State Forest very late at night gathering firewood.
An extremely large basilisk is now and then perceived in a Wirt apartment.
The ghost of a man grasping a sword is rumored to have been observed on several occasions at Beaver Lodge Dam before dawn moving orbs about. Any which way, this is an intimidating ghost that should be steered clear of.
A huge squirrel can from time to time be seen yelling names mid stream in Arrowhead Lake Creek.
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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