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A dark crow that transformed into a lady may be perceived repeatedly at Lake Elmo Regional Park Dam before sunrise trashing an object. Local people who have distinguished this ghost allege this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Willernie some time ago.
A gigantic polar bear has occasionally been made out by Raleigh Creek trying to locate a glove.
The spirit of a young lady dressed as a house keeper is from time to time made out swallowing gas from a fuel pump at a gas station in Willernie.
An enormous koala may every now and then be observed down near the water at Armstrong Lake drinking soda pop.
A very large lamb has frequently been perceived articulating into the thin air as if somebody besides was there.
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Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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