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An martian tourist from outer space has often been observed looking through trailer windows in Wabasha in the early morning hours.
A space man from the cosmos has been spotted on many occasions on the summit of Greenfield Hill before sunrise gazing at the vista.
An ET can repeatedly be seen trying to express something at the water at Teepeeota Point.
An alien vacationer from deep space can be observed very frequently chucking rocks into the water at Brewery Creek before dawn.
A space invader from another planet is now and then observed meditating by Albertson Slough.
A giant ermine has supposedly been observed on a few instances staring over Cook Valley around midnight.
A massive giraffe may occasionally be seen at C Jordan Dam very late at night looking at the panorama.
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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