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These are some lies we made up about Underwood.
One of the three Little Pigs was made out in an Underwood secondary school late in the night striding the halls.
A space alien from Pluto came into sight looking at the scenery at Otter Tail River Dam late at night.
A space man from another solar system was witnessed seeking a map in a sail boat on Deer Lake.
The ghost of a young girl has frequently been distinguished in a house close to Underwood. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this ghost loves startling foolhardy people who are brave enough to disturb the silence in Underwood.
A figure with a skeleton face sporting gloomy robes is repeatedly witnessed smoking a pipe at the entrance to Glendalough State Park. Many residents say this ghost takes pleasure in frightening people who come seeking ghosts in Underwood. Nevertheless, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that should be shunned.
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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