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The ghost of a youthful female having on a blood-covered dress is sometimes witnessed frightening folks by Stiner Creek.
A beheaded female has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions in Aspen State Wildlife Management Area on a dark night crying out names of people. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space man from another world may sometimes be observed ascending up from a storm drain on an Ulen residential road after midnight.
A space alien was seen nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Ulen.
An martian explorer from another solar system materialized throwing bricks in Buffalo River State Park quite near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Ulen
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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