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These are some lies we made up about Thief River Falls.
A lady with worms crawling out of her nostrils was spotted showing up in a washroom mirror. The phantom was gobbled up by the night after being distinguished.
Christopher Columbus materialized floating along Thief River in the early morning hours.
A massive cheetah was distinguished gazing at the water by Red Lake River Dam at night.
A Pterodactyl was observed taking a rest in an armchair in a building close to Thief River Falls.
A massive chinchilla was seen at midnight running after a passing truck on a gloomy road outside Thief River Falls.
An alien from space has regularly been seen in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
An alien is frequently noticed right by the entrance to Old Mill State Park guzzling blood from a container.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her head has purportedly been spotted on several occasions mowing
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the lawn in the front yard of a residence in Thief River Falls. It has been claimed that this individual ghost can be the soul of a local who passed away here in Thief River Falls a long time ago.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world may often be seen by a lady fishing by a lake right next door to Thief River Falls.
The phantom
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of a bound up female may be witnessed very frequently resting on a bench in a building in Thief River Falls. If you talk to the residents, this ghost may very well be a well-known yesteryear inhabitant of Thief River Falls.
Thumbelina is once in a while seen marching from home to home before dawn on a Thief River Falls street.
A lady holding her head by her arm has purportedly been witnessed on several instances searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Thief River Falls apartment after midnight. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not upset.
A space invader from planet Mars can every so often be observed gazing at folks in a Thief River Falls mobile home through a window.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head absent has frequently been observed in a secluded neighborhood close to Thief River Falls. No matter what folks express, it's sure a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into on a dark night.
A space alien from another world is frequently spotted hitch-hiking
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beside a dark road close to Thief River Falls.
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Ghost Sightings From Thief River Falls
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Ghost Sightings From Thief River Falls
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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