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These are some lies we made up about Taconite.
The martian technician of a UFO may from time to time be seen howling next to the waterfront at Big Diamond Lake.
A massive aardvark has often been perceived pacing from home to home late at night on a Taconite road.
A space invader from Venus has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Taconite mobile home late at night.
A space alien from another galaxy may often be spotted reflecting by Sucker Brook.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship has from time to time been witnessed looking at the water by Arcturus Tailings Dike late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Taconite
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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