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A woman with a green face was noticed drifting along on Bruce Creek in the early morning hours. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the eye witnesses.
A man having a sword in his head showed up striding by the side of a deserted road near Swan River. The ghost greeted the onlooker. One thing is for certain, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that you do not want to encounter around midnight.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object showed up appearing in a restroom mirror.
A gentleman's body with the head of a dog was spotted resting on a bench in a mobile home outside Swan River. The spirit was ingested by the air after being noticed. A number of of those who live here allege this ghost likes terrifying foolish people who are courageous enough to disturb the silence in Swan River.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury has often been distinguished in the backseat of a Buick by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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