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The spirit of an aged lady clutching a revolver has been made out on one or two instances taking a rest in a chair in a home near Strathcona. One of the folks who live here determinedly claims that this spirit is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Strathcona in the past. In any event, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The phantom of a waitress was distinguished at night following a passing VW on a murky road close to Strathcona. The phantom didn't seem to be concerned by the watchers. Some of the folks who live in this town declare this phantom likes terrifying folks who are courageous enough to upset the serenity in Strathcona.
A huge marmoset showed up calling people's names right by the entrance to Lake Bronson State Park.
A big bloodcurdling dragon was observed raking leaves in the front garden of a trailer in Strathcona.
A huge goat came into sight relaxing in a chair in a house in Strathcona.
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Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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