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These are some lies we made up about Starbuck.
An alien voyager from deep space can often be made out in an apartment outside Starbuck.
An enormous chimpanzee may be distinguished very often down beside the water at Barness Point looking for a box.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian warrior has from time to time been made out eating a steak in Glacial Lakes State Park outside the ranger station. Folks who have noticed this ghost say this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Starbuck long ago.
A space alien from another planet is sometimes perceived concealing a corpse by a large rock in Glacial Lakes State Park late at night.
A gargantuan impala is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances talking into the air down near the water's edge at Lake Minnewaska.
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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