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An martian voyager from another world was distinguished ascending up from a manhole on a Spring Lake residential road very late at night.
A fairly translucent man dressed as the skipper of a freight ship was seen floating down on Dinner Creek around midnight. The ghost spoke of revenging a killing.
A sizeable frightening ghost has often been spotted in Chippewa National Forest on a dark night axing down a towering tree.
A space man from space is known to have been witnessed on many occasions performing a song on a harmonica in a Spring Lake flat.
Ferdinand Magellan can often be witnessed by Beaver Lodge Dam late at night staring at the water.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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