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These are some lies we made up about South Saint Paul.
An enormous tapir has sometimes been seen at Kaposia Park Dam late at night enjoying the scenery.
A space invader from another solar system has allegedly been perceived on a few instances dragging a corpse from the cold water of Battle Creek late in the night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft can occasionally be made out having a seat at the dining table in a South Saint Paul building mounding stones.
A female with maggots crawling out of her nose has repeatedly been witnessed striding through a trailer in South Saint Paul.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her heart is regularly noticed searching for a book in Alice Park at night. In any event, it's a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Issac Newton has purportedly been observed on numerous instances munching on a tomato in Mississippi National River & Recreation Area outside the ranger station.
An enormous guanaco may regularly be witnessed
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marching through a building next to South Saint Paul.
A space man from planet Venus can be observed very often walking through a South Saint Paul neighborhood burial ground.
A space invader from outer space has every so often been observed verbalizing into the night by the waterfront at Battle Creek Lake.
An Anchisaurus is every
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now and then witnessed hanging out in a forsaken villa in South Saint Paul.
A space invader can every now and then be spotted being carried by a scooter on a dark road in the vicinity of South Saint Paul.
An alien traveler from space was noticed outside Afton State Park gripping a skull.
An enormous platypus came into sight in a mobile home in South Saint Paul.
A woman with the head of a devil was made out striding along a secluded road outside South Saint Paul. Freaked out by the witnesses the ghost withdrew into the dark.
A lady holding her head under her arm materialized resting on a stool in a flat near South Saint Paul. This exact ghost has been witnessed over and over again in this location. Lots of local residents allege this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in South Saint Paul in the past.
A space invader from another galaxy was spotted at night hurrying after a passing Dodge on a gloomy road in the vicinity of South Saint Paul.
A space alien has regularly
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been seen in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From South Saint Paul
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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