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An martian voyager from deep space has been distinguished on one or two occasions chatting into the air as if somebody else was there.
The spirit of an elderly witch may frequently be spotted pointing at the witness in the middle of Little Rock Creek. In any event, this spirit undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to run into late in the night.
A woman's body with an animal's head can be spotted over and over again at Little Rock Creek Impoundment Structure Dam very late at night gazing wrathfully at the witness.
A guy with the head of a devil has from time to time been made out looking through apartment windows in Saint Stephen at the stroke of midnight.
A female in flames, clutching a gas bottle is sometimes made out watching television in a Saint Stephen living room at midnight. One of the folks who live here definitely declares that this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Saint Stephen long ago.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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